The Random Phrase Game :)

Hello my friends

I think we should see who has the funnist phrases

I know for a fact we have a large number of funny people in this here alliance, so c'mon c'mon, show yourself, bring out your funny sides
There is no cap on word limit, but don't make it too long


The cat came out of the pub only to find that there is a giant peanut blocking the only road leading away from the pub, the cat looks around and sees a grappling hook and some rope, the cat starts to make a grapple to climb the giant peanut when suddenly, a space ship comes down full of chocolate chips, the cat, astonished, eats all the chocolate chips and now explores the universe in his brand new space ship.

Fudge Monkeys.